hi. imagine waking up, grabbing coffee, checking logs… and seeing a kernel-mode rootkit silently hijacking your cloud edge device. welcome to Houken — a stealthy but sloppy intrusion set that smashed into French networks in late 2024, chaining zero-days, dropping reverse shells, and playing persistence like a damn violin. not some elite APT black-ops fantasy…
Month: July 2025
Size Me Up: Choosing the Right Azure VM Isn’t Guesswork Anymore %)
hi. choosing an Azure virtual machine size used to feel like ordering coffee at a hipster bar: too many letters, weird combos, and no idea what the difference between D-series and Esv5 even is. good news — Microsoft cleaned things up. now there’s a logic to the madness. and u can actually pick the right…
Sovereign Shift: Microsoft Just Rewrote the Cloud Playbook %)
hi. buckle up. Microsoft’s cloud isn’t just growing — it’s splitting into forms. like cloud Pokémon, but instead of types, it’s trust models. governments, enterprises, and AI freaks now get a tailored Azure — tuned for where the data lives, who runs it, and what it can’t do. let’s go layer by layer. 1. Sovereign…