Oh well, hello there, folks… After a long Christmas break — the kind where even your SOC starts snoring softly and the alert queue feels blissfully distant — we’re finally back to real life. The coffee is strong again.The analysts are sarcastic again.And AI, naturally, is still trying to behave like an employee with far…
Tag: MicrosoftSentinel
Microsoft Sentinel: Now Smarter, Meaner, and Autogenerating Paranoia
July 2025 Updates — Welcome to the age of Copilot-driven SOC mayhem Another month, another round of Microsoft Sentinel updates. But this time, it’s not just “new features” — it’s Copilot on caffeine, automation on steroids, and behavior analytics that feel more like digital surveillance than SIEM. 🔥 What’s new in July? 🧠 Incident Enrichment…
Zero-Days and Zero Mercy: Inside Houken’s Multi-Tool Mayhem
hi. imagine waking up, grabbing coffee, checking logs… and seeing a kernel-mode rootkit silently hijacking your cloud edge device. welcome to Houken — a stealthy but sloppy intrusion set that smashed into French networks in late 2024, chaining zero-days, dropping reverse shells, and playing persistence like a damn violin. not some elite APT black-ops fantasy…
Azure Anomaly Detector
hooo boy, you really picked a juicy one. AI in fraud and anomaly detection isn’t just some buzzword nonsense. It’s where science fiction meets cold, hard enterprise reality. The stakes? your money, your systems, your rep. and yeah, your sleep. let’s start with the engine room: Azure Anomaly Detector. It’s built on top of Microsoft’s…